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Posted by on 1998 Sep 19 |

The Dangerouse Life of a Bard

(Crossing, Zoluren: Uthmor 355)

The realms are a dangerouse place! I dont speak of the monsters or the invasions and all that jibble jabble (all though those are a might bit scary aye?) I speak of the foolishness of one bard, Namely, Me.

Sitting in the bards guild with a right bit of Ale in me tummy, I decided it was time fer a swim in the brook. I brought this thought up to me fellow bards none of wich replied (looking back i think they might have been unconcouse from all the alchohol we had consumed) So I decided to go alone. Well out the west gate to the brook I went.

The water was relaxing and being drunk and all i decided to take me a little nap … on me tummy … face down in water.

Now let me assure you this is not recommended. The cry of my soul awoke me quickly and I realized I HAD JUST DROWNED …!

I was in pure shock. Had anyone drowned in the realms before? Well me pal Xilven came and fished me out I think Piextra had some say In it as well. Basicly what I say now is don’t drink and swim!!  

Baresh started working at the Wren’s Nest when it first opened in 349AL. He’s been hearing the news and pouring drinks ever since then.