Where’s The Weather?
(Crossing, Zoluren: 17 Nissa 408)
Astute observers will have noticed that last winter’s bitter blasts gave way to a mild spring … which disappeared during the month of Lirisa.
And there has been nothing but clear skies since then. No wind. No clouds. No rain, no storms. Winter’s chill has arrived, but nary a snowflake has fallen.
What has happened? Is it some nefarious plot by the Elpalzi to ruin all of Elanthia? Did a high-ranking member of the Moon Mage Council make a grievous error (“Oops!”) and the rest of the Council is covering it up? Did someone’s sorcerous use of elementals finally backfire on all of us?
If we lived in more superstitious times, this would be a major sign of doom. But nobody is talking about it.
I’m talking about it, and it’s concerning. I cannot take this level of boredom when examining the weather. It’s my thing. Either all is at peace for the most delightful winter ever, or we. are all. going. to DIE.