Goblins threaten Haven! Citizens flee to keep from laughing!

(Riverhaven, Therengia: 13 Akroeg 359)

Nothing much to say folks (kinda rushed fer time). Goblins are threatening to take over Riverhaven by force if we do not evacuate in one week. We could use some reinforcements up here, as we don’t know if they will invade in one elanthian week or one earth week. That is all.

Protector Kilinor Chadatrin

[Editor’s Note: A report has subsequently been confirmed that the exact further messages are unknown because the goblin representative, under a white flag of truce, was killed in Riverhaven.]